Monthly Archives: October 2008

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

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Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.

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Jeanne The Plumber, every politician’s go to WOman is doing leaves and laundry. Oh what a Sunday.

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Changed her name to Jeanne The Plumber!

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It’s not easy to iron…

During the Sunday morning service, for the children“s sermon all the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, “That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?” The little girl replied, directly into the pastor“s clip-on microphone, “Yes, and my Mom says it“s a bitch to iron.”

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same shit; different candidates

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go out and vote; it will make you feel big and strong!

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